If it's good and sweet, it's certainly portuguese
I really REALLY want cannon Portugal to be a woman because

3chocolatechipcookiesplease:

  • series needs more kick ass female characters
  • she would be really hot
  • i like the idea of spain having an older sister
  • WE NEED A FEMALE PIRATE CHARACTER 
  • all the colonizers of the “new world” are men
  • hungary and belgium need another female friend 
  • imagine how pissed off spain would be with her relationship with england